this guy just asked me if im “full blown lesbian” now what does that even mean like hell yeah i’ve reached the maximum capacity of homosexuality i can finally ascend to gay fucking heaven
got told i was half lesbian the other day. like yes of course, i have one boob reserved for boys and one for girls. oops careful, don’t get your boy germs on the lesbian side of my vagina!
whenever i see kayla on my dashboard i remember how so beautiful and kind and wonderful and strong she is. love that pretty face of hers.
When a hot guy reaches for something and his shirt lifts a little at the waist
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”